All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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