please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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