I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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