I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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