Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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