all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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