matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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