You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yo dont text me then not text me
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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