I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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