friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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