How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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