Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toyâ€
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