i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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