okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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