Define "chronic" masturbator.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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