I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My bed is full of blood and feathers
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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