OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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