I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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