we're blogging at a bar
She's JV to your varsity
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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