So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My pussy is not your playground.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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