porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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