Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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