Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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