Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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