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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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