No awkward lesbian experiences without me
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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