But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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