Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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