Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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