sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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