I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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