ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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