Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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