HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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