My nipple is on Facebook.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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