so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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