I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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