ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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