her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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