He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
