what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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