oh god the rape fog is back!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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