it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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