If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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