Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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