do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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