I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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