Fuck appropriateness.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize