after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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