my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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