I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its not stalking. its research.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize