Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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