i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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