i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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