Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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